funny quotations


Roronoa Zoro: There is a difference between using three swords… and using Santouryuu!
Monkey D. Luffy: I’m the man who’s going to be the Pirate King!

Usopp: Talking’s easy, but we’ll need true strength for the battle. What are you guys capable of?
Roronoa Zoro: Slicing!
Monkey D Luffy: Stretching!
Nami: Thieving!
Usopp: …Running and hiding!
Usopp: Protecting what we cherish most as men is the reason why we formed this pirate crew!

Elfen Lied Anime:

* All the children here are miserable. When you are miserable, you need something that is even more miserable than you to feel good about yourself.

Kanon 2006 Anime:

* “Is it really too late? Isn’t there any chance of you recovering?!”

“It may if a miracle happens, but it’s called miracle because it doesn’t happen.”

“It’s called a miracle, since there is a chance of it coming true.”
“Maybe you’re right.”

Suzumiya Haruhi Novel:

* “What on earth was my subconsciousness thinking!?”
* “However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can’t help but wonder if there’s a white hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.”
* “A localized, non-corrosive amalgamation of asynchronous space is independently occurring in restricted condition mode.”

Uzumaki Naruto Quotes

“Believe It!”

“I won’t run away anymore… I won’t go back on my word… that is my ninja way!”

“To become Hokage is my dream!”

Uchiha Sasuke

“I understand now. Even if I must take the devil’s fruit, I must gain power. I am an avenger.”

Uchiha Itachi

“You aren’t even worth killing, foolish little brother.”

“If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way… Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me.”

Hatake Kakashi

“Naruto, it’s nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you’ll bleed to death if you lose any more… seriously.”

“A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced.”

“Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life.”

“You need to take it easy so we can fight properly… If you keep on breaking things each time I dodge your attacks… I am going to start feeling bad for dodging them right?” -Shinji

“You talk too much with your ‘dont save me’ and ‘go away’. I thought I told you all your opinions were rejected.” Cool and weirdly romantic.

Ichigo to Byuakuya burns:
“Somehow this ‘our pride’ thing is somehow connected to killing Rukia. Then, Ill just trample that shit.”
“Miracles only happen once? Then what are they the second time?”

“What? You don’t wanna look? Youre so innocent. Cmon, look now, you might not be able to look at it later” ZOMG hot Yoruichi…

“You can stay uhh… Thin-mustache-kun?”
“Ok, see ya, Thin-mustache-san”
“Later, Thin-mustache”
“……… WAIT! IM NOT THIN-MUSTACHE!”

“I had no intention of deceiving anyone. It’s just that none of you understood…my true self.”

“The only reason I’am here is to beat the shit out of you, because I sure as hell didnt come here to talk.”– Renji

Do you know why the big brother is born first? It’s to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, “I’ll kill you…” You never, ever say something like that.
Kurosaki Ichigo

“Arrogance is often the undoing of a would-be victor” — Kuchiki Byakuya

“Something as useless as emotions, I never had them to begin with.” — Kuchiki Byakuya

“Let me tell you about the difference between you and me. It’s like the story of the monkey trying to capture the moon. However close he thinks he is to the moon, its still just the reflection of the moon in the middle of the lake.

No matter how he struggles to capture that “moon”, the inevitably sinks to the bottom of that lake to no avail.

[You] will never reach me.” — Kuchiki Byakuya

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