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Uzumaki Naruto Quotes

“Believe It!”

“I won’t run away anymore… I won’t go back on my word… that is my ninja way!”

“To become Hokage is my dream!”

Uchiha Sasuke

“I understand now. Even if I must take the devil’s fruit, I must gain power. I am an avenger.”

Uchiha Itachi

“You aren’t even worth killing, foolish little brother.”

“If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way… Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me.”

Hatake Kakashi

“Naruto, it’s nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you’ll bleed to death if you lose any more… seriously.”

“A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced.”

“Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life.”

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Orihime – ” If. . . If I were the rain. . . that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle. . . Would I be able to bind two hearts together?”

Chapter 23:
Ukitake: Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two.
The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.

Chapter 24:
Don Kanonji: Spirits are always with you!! Bohahaha!!

Chapter 34:
Ichigo: Wha… what the hell are you!?
Ishida: Ishida Uryuu. Quincy. I… hate Shinigami.

Chapter 100:
Hinamori: Aizen Taichouuuuuuuuuuu!!

Fight to the death eh? Great! If I kill you, become a ghost and come back to kill me!

Heh sanity? Sorry, I don’t recall ever having anything like that.

“‘Common sense’? Worthless things like those, I haven’t had for as long as I can remember!”

“…Oh. You can destroy the ground with the Reitsu from your sword? Not bad.”

“Blah blah blah.. You’re noisy. You just want to say that you are the good guy, right?”

“That’s my line, Thank you, Rukia. You’re the reason the rain has finally stopped falling.” -Ichigo

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[Funny Birthday sayings]
[Cute sayings(76)]
[Funny Questions(66)]
[Clean Jokes(64)]
[Humorous Sayings(64)]
[Funny Work Sayings(34)]
[Joke quotes(29)]
[Marriage quotes(29)]
[Funny Life Qutes(26)]
[Office Joke(25)]
[Funny Wisdom(25)]

Naruto Episode 132 Quotes
“I really wanted to become like you. You were my… inspiration. That’s why… At that time, I was really happy… … that you finally accepted me. That was the first time you said that to me” – Naruto
[Funny Tombstone quotes]
[Funny Birthday sayings]
[Cute sayings(76)]
[Funny Questions(66)]
[Clean Jokes(64)]
[Humorous Sayings(64)]
[Funny Work Sayings(34)]
[Joke quotes(29)]
[Marriage quotes(29)]
[Funny Life Qutes(26)]
[Office Joke(25)]
[Funny Wisdom(25)]

Naruto Episode 132 Quotes
“Ever since then, even though I won’t ever admit it… that’s how we became friends.

Naruto Episode 132 Quotes
“It wasn’t meaningless. To me, you.. have become my best friend” – Sasuke

“You scare me shitless and then ignore me?!”

“I ain’t such a saint that I can promise to risk my life for strangers. Neither am I scum enough to sit quietly by while people are getting hurt before my eyes.

“Do you know why the big brother is born first? It’s to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, “I’ll kill you”… You never, ever say something like that.”

“The moment I came out of that hole was the moment your luck ran out!” to Urahara

Ichigo Quotations

After all, there’s nothing but fear reflected in your sword.
When you dodge, “I’m afraid of getting cut”.

When you attack, “I’m afraid of cutting someone”.
Even when you try to protect someone; “I’m afraid of letting them die”.
Yes, your sword only speaks to me of absurd fear.
That’s not it.
What’s neccesary in a fight isn’t fear.
Nothing can be born from that.

If you dodge, “I won’t let them cut me”.
If you protect someone, “I won’t let them die”.
If you attack, “I’ll cut them”.

Well can’t you see…
… the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?

-Urahara Kisuke