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Elfen Lied Anime:

* All the children here are miserable. When you are miserable, you need something that is even more miserable than you to feel good about yourself.

Kanon 2006 Anime:

* “Is it really too late? Isn’t there any chance of you recovering?!”

“It may if a miracle happens, but it’s called miracle because it doesn’t happen.”

“It’s called a miracle, since there is a chance of it coming true.”
“Maybe you’re right.”

Suzumiya Haruhi Novel:

* “What on earth was my subconsciousness thinking!?”
* “However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can’t help but wonder if there’s a white hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.”
* “A localized, non-corrosive amalgamation of asynchronous space is independently occurring in restricted condition mode.”

“You’re grades are dropping?! SO WHAT! Who cares about grades? I don’t give a damn about grades!” – Isshin quotes

“That’s not something parents should say Daddy.” – Bleach Anime Quotes

“High school kids should spend more of their time persuing things like love and dating and other things they can’t tell their parents about!”

“You can’t tell your parents about dating?” – Yuzu quotes

“Of course not!! 90% of the time, kids never tell parents about the lusts of the mating season!”

“You mean ‘First love of Adolesance’, right?” – Karin quotes

  Because Kai sounds kind of cool, and I would be pissed off if you were

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“Kurosaki kun, you know I had a lot of things I wanted to do… I want to be a teacher…I also want to be an astronaut…and also make my own cake shop…I want to go to the sweets bakery and say “I want one of everything”, ohhhh I wish I could live life five times over…Then I’d be born in five different places, and I’d stuff myself with different food from around the world…I’d live five different lives with five different occupations…and then, for those five times…I’d fall in love with the same person…”

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“I won’t run away anymore… I won’t go back on my word… that is my ninja way!” “To become Hokage is my dream!”

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remember this: you cannot gauge an opponent’s strength by how large his zanpakutou is.

isshin kurosaki

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“The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.” Ikkaku

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“We make war that we may live in peace” Tousen

“There are Welfare Queens driving Welfare Cadillacs” Byakuya

“To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.” Ukitake

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