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Elfen Lied Anime:

* All the children here are miserable. When you are miserable, you need something that is even more miserable than you to feel good about yourself.

Kanon 2006 Anime:

* “Is it really too late? Isn’t there any chance of you recovering?!”

“It may if a miracle happens, but it’s called miracle because it doesn’t happen.”

“It’s called a miracle, since there is a chance of it coming true.”
“Maybe you’re right.”

Suzumiya Haruhi Novel:

* “What on earth was my subconsciousness thinking!?”
* “However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can’t help but wonder if there’s a white hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.”
* “A localized, non-corrosive amalgamation of asynchronous space is independently occurring in restricted condition mode.”

  Because Kai sounds kind of cool, and I would be pissed off if you were

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remember this: you cannot gauge an opponent’s strength by how large his zanpakutou is.

isshin kurosaki

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Naruto Episode 132 Quotes
“I really wanted to become like you. You were my… inspiration. That’s why… At that time, I was really happy… … that you finally accepted me. That was the first time you said that to me” – Naruto
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Naruto Episode 132 Quotes
“Ever since then, even though I won’t ever admit it… that’s how we became friends.

Naruto Episode 132 Quotes
“It wasn’t meaningless. To me, you.. have become my best friend” – Sasuke